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Clarionion: Quicker route to class blocked by Security

Publication date: Apr 12, 2012 11:00:00 AM
Clarionion: Quicker route to class blocked by Security
Student removes screen from window and crawls out to save time in the stairwell

Clarionion: Professors use foursquare to take attendance

Publication date: Apr 12, 2012 11:00:00 AM
Clarionion: Professors use foursquare to take attendance
The popular cell phone app is no longer just fun and games but is redefining technology in classrooms

Clarionion: Password problems causing uproar

Publication date: Mar 29, 2012 11:00:00 AM
Clarionion: Password problems causing uproar
The new requirements are so complicated they keep both hackers and you out of your email

Clarionion: Wrong condiment ruins dinner for freshman

Publication date: Mar 29, 2012 11:00:00 AM
Clarionion: Wrong condiment ruins dinner for freshman
Student left upset and disappointed after confusing barbecue sauce and ketchup at the 3900 Grill

Clarionion: Rebel without a phone

Publication date: Mar 22, 2012 10:00:19 AM
Clarionion: Rebel without a phone
Courageous student adapts to life beyond a cell phone

Clarionion: Finding classrooms is hard for Eastwestern students

Publication date: Mar 8, 2012 11:00:00 AM
Finding classrooms is hard for Eastwestern students
Inconvient classroom number placards are causing problems for some students navigating campus

Clarionion: Student conflicted about his 'library voice'

Publication date: Mar 8, 2012 11:00:00 AM
Student conflicted about his 'library voice'
Seth Fraher is unsure at what volume he should speak when studying in the library

Clarionion: Fickle Minnesota weather harms squirrels

Publication date: Feb 23, 2012 10:02:00 AM
Clarionion: Fickle Minnesota weather harms squirrels
Recent weather has squirrels confused

Clarionion: Student suffers from chronic shuttle anxiety syndrome

Publication date: Feb 23, 2012 10:02:00 AM
Clarionion: Student suffers from chronic shuttle anxiety syndrome
Gregory Heller has suffered from an endless amount of stress due to his worry of missing the shuttle

Clarionion: Student applies new Facebook timeline due to peer pressure

Publication date: Feb 17, 2012 10:56:00 AM

Clarionion: Cell phone phantom vibrate claims another victim

Publication date: Feb 15, 2012 7:06:37 PM
Cell phone phantom vibrate claims another victim
The pesky vibrate setting is causing confusion for Bethel freshman Annika Jenson

Clarionion: Hungry student has only frozen chicken nuggets

Publication date: Feb 15, 2012 7:01:59 PM
Hungry student has only frozen chicken nuggets
Zachary Foston flirted with starvation out in North Village until pizza delivery saved the day.

Clarionion: Student applies new Facebook timeline due to peer pressure

Publication date: Jan 31, 2012 4:06:19 PM
Clarionion: Student applies new Facebook timeline due to peer pressure
Scotty McDobble was the last of his friends to use the timeline profile, but he finally was forced to adopt the new layout

Clarionion: Bethel junior still confused by broomball

Publication date: Jan 31, 2012 3:55:14 PM
Clarionion: Bethel junior still confused by broomball
Third year student Michael Lobdelt from Springfield, Ill. is still unsure of what Minnesotans call “broomball”

Clarionion: Professors still don't understand Moodle

Publication date: Jan 7, 2012 6:08:08 PM
Clarionion: Professors still don't understand Moodle
Students are confused and angry that professors still can't seem to grasp Moodle or set up a projector

Clarionion: Alumnus returns to shovel snow

Publication date: Jan 7, 2012 5:59:06 PM
Clarionion: Alumnus returns to shovel snow
Winston Fitz returns to his former college campus in hopes of finding work in a downtrodden economy

Clarionion: Presidential crypt found below Scandia Chapel

Publication date: Dec 9, 2011 6:37:53 PM
Presidential crypt found below Scandia Chapel
Tours now available to see Bethel’s vast riches honoring the tombs of past presidents

Clarionion: Two-piece swimsuits banned at Heritage roof pool

Publication date: Dec 8, 2011 9:32:26 PM
Two-piece swimsuits banned at Heritage roof pool
Bikinis and tankinis were ruled to be inappropriate and are no longer allowed in Heritage's rooftop pool

Clarionion: Fountain Terrace declares independence

Publication date: Dec 8, 2011 9:27:33 PM
Fountain Terrace declares independence
The off-campus dorm decided to separate itself from Bethel and become a new institution