Bethel's own slice of "The Onion"
Clarionion: Student unaware CC lounge designated for music people
May 10, 2012 | 11:44 a.m.
Some students are breaking the unwritten rules of sitting in designated lounge areas
Clarionion: Freshman 'will definitely miss' DC food over break
May 10, 2012 | 11:37 a.m.
For one student, the thought of life without the pasta line is somewhat alarming
Clarionion: Registration goes surprisingly well
April 26, 2012 | 11 a.m.
Fall 2012 class registration actually had fewer problems than expected
Clarionion: Taxes fund exit ramp
April 26, 2012 | 11 a.m.
Local woman unknowingly purchases Exit Ramp 3B
Clarionion: Quicker route to class blocked by Security
April 12, 2012 | 11 a.m.
Student removes screen from window and crawls out to save time in the stairwell
Clarionion: Professors use foursquare to take attendance
April 12, 2012 | 11 a.m.
The popular cell phone app is no longer just fun and games but is redefining technology in classrooms
Clarionion: Password problems causing uproar
March 29, 2012 | 11 a.m.
The new requirements are so complicated they keep both hackers and you out of your email
Clarionion: Wrong condiment ruins dinner for freshman
March 29, 2012 | 11 a.m.
Student left upset and disappointed after confusing barbecue sauce and ketchup at the 3900 Grill
Clarionion: Rebel without a phone
March 22, 2012 | 10 a.m.
Courageous student adapts to life beyond a cell phone
Clarionion: Finding classrooms is hard for Eastwestern students
March 8, 2012 | 11 a.m.
Inconvient classroom number placards are causing problems for some students navigating campus
Clarionion: Student conflicted about his 'library voice'
March 8, 2012 | 11 a.m.
Seth Fraher is unsure at what volume he should speak when studying in the library
Clarionion: Fickle Minnesota weather harms squirrels
February 23, 2012 | 10:02 a.m.
Recent weather has squirrels confused
Clarionion: Student suffers from chronic shuttle anxiety syndrome
February 23, 2012 | 10:02 a.m.
Gregory Heller has suffered from an endless amount of stress due to his worry of missing the shuttle
Clarionion: Student applies new Facebook timeline due to peer pressure
February 17, 2012 | 10:56 a.m.
Clarionion: Cell phone phantom vibrate claims another victim
February 15, 2012 | 7:06 p.m.
The pesky vibrate setting is causing confusion for Bethel freshman Annika Jenson
