The Clarionion

Bethel's own slice of "The Onion"

Reconciliation major partners with Sodexo

Reconciliation major partners with Sodexo

April 25, 2013 | 11 a.m.

The groups work together to bring new flavors to the DC

War breaks out in 3900 Grill

War breaks out in 3900 Grill

April 25, 2013 | 11 a.m.

Students fight for seats closest to outlets

You probably won’t read this

You probably won’t read this

March 28, 2013 | 11 a.m.

Movies about college don’t depict real life

Movies about college don’t depict real life

February 21, 2013 | 11 a.m.

Freshmen feel deceived after building up expectations

50 Shades of Winter Gray

50 Shades of Winter Gray

February 21, 2013 | 11 a.m.

Students grow weary of the wintry season

JayWatch: Spring Semester Bee Initiative

January 17, 2013 | 11 a.m.

Students sit in lecture

December 6, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Bethel freshman battles heavy eyelids

November 15, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Student searches for new methods in attempt to stay awake

Terrible ceramics project makes great modern sculpture

November 15, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Crowd gathers in awe of the masterpiece

The Clarionion: Student that can make more than ramen deemed "chef"

October 25, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Roommates amazed at student's newly discovered cooking ability

Dock removal signals the coming of winter

October 25, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Students are anxious for the return of the favorite DTR spot

Clarionion: New iPhone charging cable 6" long

Clarionion: New iPhone charging cable 6" long

September 27, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Students get off the couch to charge their phones

Freshman student not sure why dropping lunch tray is a good thing

Clarionion: Freshman student not sure why dropping lunch tray is a good thing

September 13, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Lunch crowd lauds broken dishes

Clarionion: Area woman thinks bike keeps getting stolen

Clarionion: Area woman thinks bike keeps getting stolen

September 13, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Jordanson a victim of two-wheeled theft?

Student unaware CC lounge designated for music people

Clarionion: Student unaware CC lounge designated for music people

May 10, 2012 | 11:44 a.m.

Some students are breaking the unwritten rules of sitting in designated lounge areas

Freshman 'will definitely miss' DC food over break

Clarionion: Freshman 'will definitely miss' DC food over break

May 10, 2012 | 11:37 a.m.

For one student, the thought of life without the pasta line is somewhat alarming

Registration goes surprisingly well

Clarionion: Registration goes surprisingly well

April 26, 2012 | 11 a.m.

Fall 2012 class registration actually had fewer problems than expected

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